{"id":3684,"date":"2012-08-15T23:08:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T21:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/?p=3684"},"modified":"2012-08-15T23:08:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T21:08:40","slug":"zum-fickroboter-3000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/?p=3684","title":{"rendered":"Zum Fickroboter 3000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Und, wie f\u00e4ndet Ihr so einen Fickroboter 3000? W\u00fcrdet Ihr den Eurer Freundin schenken? Zum Geburtstag? Im Rahmen der Beendung Eurer Beziehung? Soll ich da mal nach Investoren suchen? Ja, jetzt lacht Ihr wahrscheinlich noch \u00fcber meine Idee. Aber wartet ab, Ihr Knechte! In 50 Jahren sieht die Welt anders aus! Mal schauen, wer dann lacht! Ich lasse das Ding jetzt n\u00e4mlich schon einmal patentieren.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Und, wie f\u00e4ndet Ihr so einen Fickroboter 3000? W\u00fcrdet Ihr den Eurer Freundin schenken? Zum Geburtstag? Im Rahmen der Beendung Eurer Beziehung? Soll ich da mal nach Investoren suchen? Ja, jetzt lacht Ihr wahrscheinlich noch \u00fcber meine Idee. Aber wartet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/?p=3684\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3685,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3684\/revisions\/3685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}