{"id":3223,"date":"2012-02-12T20:41:46","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T19:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/?p=3223"},"modified":"2012-02-12T20:46:24","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T19:46:24","slug":"ziemlich-unlustige-wortspiele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/?p=3223","title":{"rendered":"Ziemlich unlustige Wortspiele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Witze, wie ich sie selbst nie reissen w\u00fcrde.<br \/>\nIm Zusammenhang mit einem aktuellen Ereignis.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sie sei an einem extrem heftigen Keuch-Houston gestorben.<\/li>\n<li>Nun hat sie noch &#171;Something in Common&#187; mit dem Jackson Michi.<\/li>\n<li>H\u00e4tte sie den Bodyguard mal etwas mehr konsumiert als besungen, w\u00e4re sie heute wohl noch bei besserer Gesundheit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leshop.ch\/images\/ProductsBig\/72383.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"204\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Witze, wie ich sie selbst nie reissen w\u00fcrde. Im Zusammenhang mit einem aktuellen Ereignis. Sie sei an einem extrem heftigen Keuch-Houston gestorben. Nun hat sie noch &#171;Something in Common&#187; mit dem Jackson Michi. H\u00e4tte sie den Bodyguard mal etwas mehr &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/?p=3223\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3223"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3231,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223\/revisions\/3231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lutzz.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}